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Vacation 'Mouth Sounds #2699' OUT NOW on LP, TAPE, and DIGITAL

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     Engineered by John Curley from The Afghan Whigs at the Ultrasuede Studio in Cincinnati (RIP), the record finds the band at it's most titanic-- with cranked guitars and billowing snare hits as the only constant in an otherwise heterogenous record in terms of songwriting. 

     The band experiments with some territory previously untouched, with tracks like "Action Road" and "Epileptic Soul" displaying the groups rootsy Petty-esque leanings, and the psychedelic and motorik "Born on a Base" showing the band drawing influence from the likes of Neu/La Dusseldorf. It's a record not short of attitude however-- with blazing tracks like "Broken or Breaking", "Salmonella Candles", and "Taking Out the Trash" offering the groups typical tongue-in-cheek lyrics over catchy punk tunes. As a whole, the record sounds like a group ready for the stadium, if they can only avoid the Miller Lite long enough to get there.

First 200 Sales receive the record on red vinyl with black splatter. 

TOUR DATES:

7/26 - Bloomington, IN @ Root Cellar

7/27 - Cincinnati, OH - MOTR

7/28 - Lexington, KY - Best Friend Bar

7/29 - Chattanooga, TN - DYWH

7/30 - Nashville, TN

8/1 - Louisville, KY @ Butchertown

8/2 - Evansville, IN @ PG

8/3 - Carbondale, IL @ PK’s 

8/4 - Milwaukee, WI @ Center St. Festival

8/5 - Chicago, IL @ The Burlington 

8/6 - Kalamazoo, MI

8/7 - Detroit, MI @ Garden Bowl

8/8 - Cleveland, OH @ Mahall’s

8/9 - Pittsburgh, PA @ Camp Clarke

8/10 - Lancaster, PA

8/11 - Gloucester, MA

8/12 - Salem, MA @ Opus

8/13 - Boston, MA @ Charlie’s Kitchen

8/14 - NYC @ Mercury Lounge

8/15 - Philadelphia, PA

8/16 - New Brunswick, NJ @ Monty Hall

8/17 - Baltimore, MD @ Downsquares 

8/18 - Washington DC @ Comet Ping Pong

8/19 - Columbus, OH @ Cafe Bourbon St.

8/20 - Dayton, OH @ Blind Bob’s

EVENING STANDARDS Debut 10 song album OUT NOW and Tour Dates!

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EVENING STANDARDS Debut 10 song album is OUT NOW on CD/ TAPE/ DIGITAL. 

In the drab, depressing landscape of current times, Evening Standards are a neon flower refusing to wilt. Heavier & darker than their other projects (Purple 7, Fat Shadow, Future Virgins, Vera Maleta, ADD/C,), Evening Standards are a ´´deep and dark and rolicking crew best enjoyed with bare thighs on a hot car hood´´(Erin Bowers, artist). Themes border on existential AF, but buoyant, hooky pop keeps the darkness harnessed right where they can see it. Daun, Chris Mott, and Cole Champion channel their undying and undead love for each other & community into this ten song, recorded-in-mono-together-in-one-room album.

Engineered by Mike Bridavsky, Russian Recording, Bloomington, IN

Art by Chris Mott

TOUR DATES WITH FUTURE VIRGINS:

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Pre Order Ghastly, Indiana 'Nowhere is Perfect' TAPE

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Ghastly, Indiana began in 2016 as a casual songwriting project between friends and Wintermute bandmates Martin Law (the Danger Board) and A.T. Bossenger (Housebroken, Dotti), who wanted to write songs that channelled the energy of ‘90s pop punk without the misogyny, homophobia and racism often reflected in some of their major influences within that genre. Before long, Eric Ayotte (Halo Fauna, Idle Era, the Minor Kind) joined on drums alongside Emily Timm (Moody School, Inky Skulls) on bass. As a quartet, they each bring a different vantage point of ‘80s and ‘90s alternative and indie, warping familiar sounds together to create a vibe that’s just beyond recognizable. The 12 songs on the band’s full length debut, Nowhere is Perfect, soar through jangly riffs, punk breakdowns and emo-inspired refrains while A.T.’s lyrics offer radical, queer’d perspectives on both the political and the mundane. It’s a 22 minute ride jam-packed with heart, harmony and energy.
 

Ghastly, Indiana is:
Martin Law: guitar
Emily Timm: bass, vocals
Eric Ayotte: drums, vocals
A.T. Bossenger: vocals, guitar

Pre-Order Frankie and the Witch Fingers DRIP/ TEA 7"

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Click Here to pre order Frankie and the Witch Fingers DRIP / TEA 7" vinyl. Ships on May 18th or sooner! All 300 are pressed on lavender vinyl. 

    For their first release with Let’s Pretend Records, Frankie & the Witch Fingers have conjured a two headed beast of a 7” that embodies the atmosphere of electric energy that surrounds the LA four-piece. 

On side A, “Drip” oozes out of the speakers and sticks all up in the insides of your ears. The drums burst, the bass bubbles, and the fuzz-soaked melody plunges to the depths of your soul and awakens the fringes of your mind.

The B-side, “Tea” is a sweet elixir of rock n’ roll euphoria that pulls you up off your feet with a haunted stampede boogie--brewing up a wild ride on a twisted groove with classic hooks and roaring guitars.

Both tunes shake and rattle with the anticipation of chaos that captures the madness and vibrations of the band’s electric live sound. 

This hot wax drops May 18 in a limited run of 300 pressed on lavender vinyl, and will be available through the Let’s Pretend website and on merch tables across Europe for the Witch Fingers’ summer tour.

New tapes from Bloomington's BUGG and JON HANCUFF!

LPR-164 Bugg 'S/T' 10 song TAPE Out Now. 

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  Bugg is a band from Bloomington, Indiana. Bringing listeners a ten song rock record taking influence from artists like Nirvana, Veruca Salt and the Breeders. TAPE on Let's Pretend Records and LP on Popwig Records.

-Check out what the critics over at Noisey have to say HERE!

Bugg record release show December 7th at The Blockhouse in Bloomington, IN. Don't miss it!

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Jon Hancuff 'I Made a Wish' tape is out now! Stoked to be offering something new here at LPR. This is Let's Pretend Record's first comedy tape ever. Recorded locally at Bloomington's own Comedy Attic. And then I got this bio. 

Jon started doing comedy in 1992 and in 1993 he won the Indiana University Campus Comedy Competition. In 1996, he moved to Seattle for a girl, gave up comedy, got dumped, and moved back to Indiana. It was 13 years before he went back on stage. During that time, the life experience he gained (marriage, parenthood, career, divorce, second marriage, lots of dining out) would serve as the catalyst for his second attempt at achieving standup comedy mediocrity. 
He has appeared on Hoosier TV’s “Who’s Laughing Now?”, and won the 2011 Bob and Tom Comedy All Star Contest and the 2013 Bloomington Comedy Contest. He was selected as a featured performer for the Limestone, Arch City, and Let's Fest comedy festivals and Cincinnati's Brew Ha Ha. Jon has appeared on a variety of podcasts, including History Bluffs, Two Gregs One Podcast, Strangers on this Road, Stand By Your Band, and Who's Drinking What? 

In addition, his between-marriage dating experiences (and the notes he kept about those experiences) were part of the inspiration for the independent film “All the Others Were Practice.” 

“Soft-spoken, Jon's jokes sneak up and blindside you.” 
— Mat Alano-Martin, co-creator and co-director of the Limestone and Arch City comedy festivals

"He works hard but makes writing his killer bits look so effortless on stage." 
— Jared Thompson, owner of The Comedy Attic

 

John Hays 'Backsider' LP OUT NOW, No Men 'Cut' 7" Pre- Order, and Hound tour dates!

LPR-158 John Hays 'Backsider' LP OUT NOW AND TOUR DATES 

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   So very excited to bring you the 2nd full length by Cincinnati's own singer song writer John Hays. 11 tracks of the saddest song you will hear from the happiest person I know. This shit is raw and will be sure to bring you down. He works out his darkest issuse and take you on a joureny of weirdness and sadness of liveing in Cincinatti but guides you to the light. So get bummed and stoked for this amazing release. 

   Only 300 pressed on opaque brown vinyl with beautiful packaging and a zine. Split release with long time friends and a true inspreation of Let's Pretend Records, Star Cleaner Records. 

   So much love went into this release so buy it and feel the pain.  

TOUR DATES W/ THE TOUCH

10/6 - Cincinnati, Ohio 

10/9 - Whitesberg, Kentucky 

10/10 - Chattanooga, Tennessee 

10/11 - Murfreesboro, Tennessee 

10/12 - Carbondale, Illinois 

10/13 - Evansville, Indiana

 

Pre order the new 7'' 'CUT" By NO MEN

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Loud music from Chicago. The songwriting pair of D.B. (bass) and Pursley (vocals, drums) relocated from Texas in late 2015, joining forces with local drummer Eric Hofmeister to form the present trio. No Men can be described as queer, femme-fronted, the androgynous opposite of “yes men”, and anti-everything. Equal parts 69, 420, and 666. One bass, dueling vocals, dual drums. No "guitar rock" allowed.

Two new songs pressed on 300 opaque blood red vinyl! This wont be repressed so grab it while you can.  

ALL ORDERS SHIP OCTOBER 27TH!

Hound’s new song “Aqualamb” and Tour Dates

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Check out the new track premiere "Aqualamb" at NEW NOISE MAGAZINE!  

http://newnoisemagazine.com/stream-hound-aqualamb/#

Tour Dates:
10/2 – Cincinnati, OH at Northside Yacht Club
10/3 – Lexington, KY at The Green Lantern
10/4 – Kansas, MO at Revolution Records
10/5 – Minneapolis, MN at The Eagles Club
10/6 – Milwaukee, WI at Club Timbuktu
10/7 – Chicago, IL at Bric a Brac (early show)
10/7 – Bloomington, IL at The Blockhouse (night show)
10/8 – Birmingham, AL at Saturn
10/9 – Nashville, TN at DRKMTTR
10/10 – Charlotte, NC – Snug Harbor
10/11 – Raleigh, NC – Slims
10/12 – Richmond, VA – Steady Sounds

Excited to be releasing the third album by Philly's maniacal rock and roll trio HOUND. A lot of hard work in the studio went into 'Born Under 76' and more promotion will be coming your way between now and October 20th- music videos, single premieres, and online write-ups, so stay tuned. You can now pre-order this awesome block of rock on vinyl and cassette.     

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PRE ORDER HERE!

Release date and shipping October 20th

1st pressing: 500 LP's pressed on black vinyl and 100 tapes pressed 

Three New Tape OUT NOW!

Available Now:

  - INTREPID HEARTS, featuring members of Rag Rage, Babe Quest & B. Arthur, rages out of punk mecca Minneapolis with their first offering of guitar-led pop fury tunes that'll make you bounce on the balls of your dirty Converse.  Grab fast, cause we've only got about 15 in stock.  

- EARLY DISCLAIMERS follows up their 2014 pop indie release on Let's Pretend with another offering by the St. Augustine songwriting trio.  

- DEAD BARS:  Fest punk reigns supreme when these 5 dudes from Seattle collect to pump out one dynamite release after another.  No Idea did the LP, we slammed together the regular album plus an extended B side featuring a different version of the album, "The Directors Cut," plus a couple extra songs!  Bonus brah....

STAY TUNED  for heavy news about this year's upcoming releases from:  FUTURE VIRGINS, sleeping bag, BUGG, gravel, HOUND, no men, and the SHACK UPS................................................

SWIM TEAM PRE ORDER LP and TOUR DATES!

    Swim Team's debut 12 song album is now available for the first time on limited vinyl. Dirty pop songs with suave hooks and aggressive deliveries makes the album a must. Limited to a pressing of 500. First 200 sales will receive clear vinyl with pink splatter.  PRE-ORDER HERE!      

JUNE TOUR DATES:

-JUNE16: DETROIT, MI - TBA
-JUNE17: OTTAWA,ON - Ottawa Explosion Weekend 2017! at Club SAW
-JUNE18: MONTREAL. QB - Turbo Haüs
-JUNE19: OAKVILLE, ON - LESS THAN LEVEL
-JUNE20: KALAMAZOO, MI - Shakespeare's Pub
-JUNE21: CHICAGO, IL - Swim Team (OH) in Chicagoland
-JUNE22: STL, MO - The Sinkhole
-JUNE 23: NASHVILLE, TN - Drkmttr
-JUNE24: CHATTANOOGA, TN - Do Ya Hear We? Chattanooga Punk Fest. Lifers 2017